Following Samsung’s counter-suit alleging patent violations, Apple has decided to counter-counter sue over the use of any sort of digital technology.
In its suit, Apple claims to have the original patent on digital communications – including all uses of digits, commonly known outside the industry as “fingers”.
“Everyone knows that Apple invented the finger thing,” said the company, through its lawyers.
“Even the Bible says that Eve touched the Apple in the Garden of Eden with her fingers.”
Apple warned that it may expand its claim into other industries and seek royalties for all uses of digital technology, including sign-language, “flipping the bird” and teenage masturbation.
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