The Labor Party has hit back at accusations that its candidate for Gregory, Jack O’Brien, is a city boy who has never even set foot in his western electorate.
“Mr O’Brien is not a Brisbane Labor candidate,” said a party spokesperson. “In fact he’s a long-term resident of Gregory.”
“Let me clarify the situation.”
“LEICESTER is pronounced ‘Lester’.”
“WORCESTER is pronounced ‘Wooster’.”
“And BARCALDINE is pronounced ‘Bardon’.”
The Tunnel Presents is an Australian satire website. The writer of this article lives in Brisbane but is not a Brisbane Labor candidate for any of the seats west of the Brisbane GPO.