Each year The Tunnel previews its favourite political showbags from the Brisbane Exhibition – or Ekka, as we Queenslanders like to call it.
In 2014 the parties have come the goods with some of the most enticing political showbags yet.
Here’s our rundown of which showbags you should be getting the kids – and yourselves – at the Ekka in 2014.
Campbell SuperNewman bag
Every Queenslander knows Campbell Newman is Superman.
Because he told us. Just like the real Superman would.
Except Campbell is the real Superman. Silly us!
Contents: 1 x SuperNewman mask, 1 x unbreakable will, 1 x tunnel vision glasses, 1 x seat of Ashgrove (only guaranteed for 12 months)
Annastacia’s Frozen showbag
Young girls everywhere love Disney’s Frozen and so does Queensland’s own Snow Queen, Annastacia Palaszczuk!
Contents: 1 x Frozen Annastacia mask, 1 x Frozen Labor policy position (can’t be licked), 1 x “Campbell is meaner than Prince Hans” badge, 1 x “Do You Want to Build a Queensland?” poster
Snakes a’Clive bag
Last year’s favourite is even bigger and more popular in 2014!
Contents: Shitload of lollies and chocolate, 1 x lump of coal and choice of 1 x balance of power, 1 x Ricky Muir puppet or 1 x mini Campbell Newman punching bag.
Warning: You may not get what Clive Palmer says you’ll get
But times also change. Only the political tragics will be lining up for these this year.
Hello Katty showbag
Beattie Beetle bag
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