It’s Ekka time again.
That means it’s time for some Ekka showbags.
Not sure which showbag to buy for yourself or the kids?
Sick of Bertie Beetle and Hello Kitty?
The Tunnel is here to help with a rundown of its favourite Ekka showbags from this year’s offerings.
Cost $10 – Contains $5 of superannuation, less fees
Jack Herbert bag
An old Queensland favourite – Brown paper; Contains $50,000
River City Motorways show bag
Cost $1.23 – Contains 500,000,000 River City Motorways shares.
London Riot show bag
Just take one! – Contains 1 x hoodie, 1 x plasma TV
LNP Policy show bag
Now with 20% less public servants – Warning: may not contain actual policies.
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