Tired of the Federal election?
Luckily, The Tunnel is here with a new political parlour game called Election Funk!
It’s simple to play. All you have to do is take a phrase from the election campaign and add the word “funk”.
For example, let’s take the Liberal Party’s slogan:
Easy! Or what about Labor:
The Liberals are a veritable gold mine (or funk mine):
Our plan for funky action
Real funk for all Australians
But don’t just stop at the official Liberal party slogans. Why not try some of the unofficial ones?
Stop the funk. Labor can’t stop the funk. Only a Coalition Government can stop the funk. We’ve done it before during the Howard years. We can do it again.
Labor’s great big new funk is hurting Australians
End the waste, stop the funk and pay back the debt
Our plan will deliver a strong, prosperous economy and a funky, secure Australia
And when you get in too much of a funk, why not try adding some “sexy”?
Our policy – building sexier regional communities
Katter’s Australian Party
It’s time for a new kind of sexy!
Returning sexy to food and agriculture
Stop selling off Australian sexy
A vote for Us, Is a Vote for sexy!
The Australian Greens
Standing up for what’s sexy
Healthy environment – Caring society – Sexy economy
Or what about “ham”!
We’re for a stronger, smarter and hammier Australia
Tony Abbott will cut, cut, cut the ham to the bone
The question Australians should be asking is where is Mr Abbott going to cut the ham? How much ham is he going to cut and where is he going to cut it?
Labor’s NBN means all Australian will have access to faster ham
The Australian Democrats
Keeping the bastards hammy
Palmer United Party
I’m fair dinkum!*
*There is no need to alter the Palmer United Party’s material because Clive is already a giant ham (did you get that DVD in the post?)