The Tunnel wishes its readers a happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
In these dangerous times, where everyone arriving on our shores seems to be a terrorist or an asylum seeker, it’s comforting to know there’s one day a year when Australians reach out to people on boats with funny accents.
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