The Gold Coast Suns have expressed bemusement at news that former star recruit Karmichael Hunt has been charged with supplying cocaine.
“We spent years trying to shape Karmichael Hunt into a passable AFL player,” said a club official.
“He was just never good enough in the contested mark.”
“Now he’s swapped back to rugby union and he finally makes an effort to get high.”
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