Really great satire and hair: Letter of endorsement from Stefan
Hello, I’m Stefan – Queensland hair and beauty icon. You might have seen my big needle.
You know, it is not easy being Stefan, a Queensland icon, someone everyone admires. Sometimes it is difficult to walk down the street and hear people say, “Oh my God, that Stefan, look at the way his beautiful mane of hair cascades like an ebony waterfall down his chiseled cheeks. Look at the way his dazzling ivory teeth reflect the light like the waters of the Brisbane River at sunrise as they are sliced by the sleek lines of a beautiful pink speed boat.”
As Stefan, there is a lot of pressure on me, and I feel this pressure of expectation bear down on me like a wave… then I cut through the expectation wave the same way as a pink speedboat might cut through an actual wave.
The only person who really understood what it is like to be Stefan was Steve Irwin; he knew what it is like to carry the expectations of this state on his broad khaki shoulders.
You know, I think if I were to die doing what I love, if I were crushed by a beautiful pink speed boat not full of cocaine, you would see the same public outpouring of grief as when Steve died. The needle would be at half mast – Today Tonight would broadcast live from the base of my half mast needle as the people gather to mourn.
But I digress. What I’m really here to say is that I thoroughly endorse [insert blog title here] and I think these guys are really doing really great stuff. And they have really great hair.
Yours in beauty,