“It’s not a cut,” claims Mathias Cormann. “It’s an efficiency dividend!”
The Finance Minister was looking “on trend” and relaxed as he discussed Tony Abbott’s non-broken promise about efficiency dividends at the ABC and other vital issues of the day.
“Thanks for noticing my new efficiency dividend. The wife didn’t!” he joked, applying an efficiency dividend to a well-earned cigar.
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