US President Barack Obama has responded to the menace of poor punctuation by approving drone bombings of rogue apostrophes.
In the latest wave of Barack Obama drone strikes, US-controlled drones have flattened shops in the Brisbane suburb of Stafford.
“It was incredible,” said one astonished witness.
“One minute there was a fruit and veg shop selling avocado’s and mango’s, the next minute there was nothing but rubble.”
President Obama has vowed to do everything humanly possible to win the so-called War on Error.
“We showed the rug dealers we could win the War on Rugs.”
“Let this be a signal to the world that no misplaced apostrophe will go unpunished.”
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