Opposition Leader Tony Abbott has launched a fresh attack on the government’s offshore processing of asylum seekers.
“Labor’s soft border protection isn’t working. A Coalition Government will stop the waste, end the debt and send refugees to the moon,” said Mr Abbott.
Mr Abbott’s ‘lunar solution’ has been criticised by some refugee advocates but has received enthusiastic support from The Australian newspaper and Sydney’s talkback radio stations.
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