With one week of the election campaign down, The Tunnel has gone to the polls four weeks early to learn what you, the voter, think of things so far.
Politicians take note. The people (or a proportionally representative sample) have spoken!
If an election were held today, who would you vote for?
(a) The good looking one that sings in tune : 33%
(b) Whichever party has the most inhumane refugee policy : 36 %
(c) Whichever party can win us back the Ashes : 21%
(d) Today is Sunday and they don’t hold elections on a Sunday : 10%
Who is your preferred Prime Minister?
(a) Kevin Rudd : 24%
(b) Tony Abbott : 15%
(c) Adolf Hitler : 3%
(d) Hugh Jackman : 58%
In terms of population, what should the human to sheep ratio be in Australia?
(a) Twice as many humans as there are sheep : 27%
(b) Twice as many sheep as there are humans : 22%
(c) All humans, no sheep : 46%
(d) All sheep, no humans : 5%
Which party has the best broadband policy?
(a) Labor : 47%
(b) Coalition : 10%
(c) What is broadband? : 35%
(d) What is policy? : 8%
In terms of economic policy, how do you rate the Greens?
(a) Excellent. I know nothing about economics : 11%
(b) Good. I did an elective as part of my arts degree : 19%
(c) Ordinary. I need my job and free healthcare : 45%
(d) Crazy. You simply cannot have an economy ‘and’ an environment : 25%
Which country should we invade next?
(a) Fiji. They’ve been asking for it : 23%
(b) Indonesia. The best form of defence is attack : 68%
(c) Pitcairn Island. That place needs to start from scratch : 1%
(d) Islam. That One Nation girl from Logan was onto something : 8%