A leaked internal memo has revealed that Queensland Labor plans to defeat the Newman government with the help of mirrors.
Labor’s 9 state MPs have been instructed to stand in front of mirrors throughout the Queensland election campaign to convince voters they are part of a large, credible alternative government.
Attendees at Labor Party focus groups have been dazzled by the Queensland Labor mirror strategy.
“I didn’t realise Labor had so many MPs in state parliament,” said Julie of Kenmore.
“They’re clearly a huge chance of getting the few extra seats needed to get back into power.”
Callum of Salisbury said that being in a room with Labor leader Annastacia Palaszczuk was a mind-blowing experience.
“Everywhere I turned, that woman who’s the Opposition Leader was there, ready to govern the state.”
“I reckon Campbell Newman doesn’t have a chance!”
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