Which militaristic despot are you? We got Genghis Khan.
Find out for yourself with the Tunnel’s exclusive quiz.
Q1. If you’re unpopular, what’s the best way to get people to like you again?
A – Have Christians thrown to the lions
B – Invade Poland
C – Wait three years till the next election
D – Reintroduce knights and dames to the Australian honours list
Q2. If someone annoys you, do you…
A – Ignore them and hope they’ll go away
B – Burn their yurt to the ground and kill everyone in their village
C – Get James Ashby to share a house with them
D – Criminalise motorcycle gangs
Q3. If you don’t like what you see on TV, do you…
A – Turn it off
B – What’s a TV?
C – Call Goebbels
D – Defund the ABC and SBS
Q4. If your neighbour asks for help, do you…
A – Help them
B – Burn their yurt to the ground and kill everyone in their family
C – Organise a referendum so they can re-join Russia
D – Ship them off to isolated secret camps
Q5. If you are short of money, do you…
A – Sack a city
B – Sack your Finance Minister
C – Sack some public servants
Q6. Complete this sentence: The thing that is most important at this time is…
A – Having lots of horses
B – Having lots of tanks
C – Just having
D – Ahh, the thing that is most important … the ahh most important thing, ah for us, err at this time. Ah, the thing, er that is most important, that is most important, ah at this time, is. The ah thing er that at this time is, ah most er, important. That is most important is …
To calculate your score:
As Tony Abbott recently said, the time for political point scoring is over.
Give yourself whatever you like and let the public decide at a later date!
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