Doctors have hailed a new surgical technique with the potential to revolutionise medicine.
‘The News of the World technique’ pioneered by Australia’s Doctor Rupert Murdoch involves isolating the location of an infection and then amputating another part of the body.
“It’s brilliant using this latest Rupert Murdoch surgery method,” said a Sydney based doctor.
“If we discover a nasty infection in the arm, we simply amputate the leg. This effectively distracts the patient from the original rot and everyone goes home happy.”
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