As you can see from the picture, Queensland’s most respected Sunday newspaper, The Sunday Mail, has made a glaring mistake. (And we don’t mean they put the word “News” above one of their articles.)
What the hell? The Sunday Mail reckons Kevin Rudd is Satan??? As if!
Here are seven reasons why Kevin Rudd is definitely not Satan.
1. Kevin Rudd is from Queensland. Satan is from New South Wales.
2. Kevin Rudd is selling his soul to get elected. Satan is buying it.
3. Satan is in Milton’s Paradise Lost and Dante’s Inferno. Kevin Rudd is in Rhys Muldoon’s Jasper and Abby and the Great Australia Day Kerfuffle.
4. Kevin Rudd is hated by News Limited. Satan is on the board of directors.
5. Satan has much better music.
6. Fear of Satan makes Tony Abbott be good. Fear of Kevin Rudd makes Tony Abbott behave badly.
7. People who have met them both say Satan is a much nicer bloke.