In a chilling video Tony Abbott has demanded that the ABC decapitate members of its staff.
Surrounded by a sea of flags, the leader of the controversial right wing organisation, the Australian Federal Coalition, has decreed that “heads should roll” after Monday’s broadcast of Q & A offended his beliefs.
A terrified and intimidated ABC appear to be taking the madman’s threats seriously.
“The ABC will cooperate as required,” said a spokesman.
The unlucky ABC personalities who will be subject to the savage cuts demanded by Mr Abbott are the toys from flagship children’s program Play School.
“If heads have to roll, it’s best if they’re heads that can be sewn back on again,” said the ABC spokesman.
Little Ted, Big Ted and Jemima are said to be receiving counselling in the lead-up to next week’s live Play School “Heads Must Roll” special.
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