The producers of the long-running Labor soap opera have revealed that, in a tantalising twist, the Gillard government will surge to victory when the Prime Minister gets married in the lead-up to the Federal election. But not to whom you think.
“If you’re thinking Julia Gillard will tie the knot with Tim Mathieson, you are so wrong,” said a behind-the-scenes source. “Let’s just say that when the identity of Julia’s true love is revealed, it will blow your mind.”
Gossip magazines and chat rooms are abuzz about the possible identity of Julia’s perfect match. Some of the names put forward include former Prime Minister Bob Hawke, South Australian Senator Penny Wong, Ridge Forrester from rival soap The Bold and the Beautiful and even Opposition Leader Tony Abbott. But the hands down favourite with the Australian public is Julia’s predecessor and leadership rival, Kevin Rudd.
As one internet forumite put it:
julia and kevin as a couple would be so awesome! it would be just like pride n prejudice!!! jules is beautiful just like lizzie but everyone thinks she is plain but really she is smart and gorgeous and kevin is just like mr darcy coz he seems stuck up (but he isnt!) and everyone thinks he doesnt like jules but he wants her so bad that shes all he can ever think about. Oh man I hope they get it on!!!
Stay tuned as the mystery unravels.