A Brisbane man has decided to relocate to Perth after cutting a piece of cheese that looks exactly like Western Australia.
Unemployed 33 year old Jayden Hannah of Stafford experienced the cheese miracle whilst making a toasted sandwich for lunch.
“I was cutting some Coon, wondering what the hell I was gonna do with my life.”
“Then all of a sudden, there it was – a chunk of cheese that looked like WA.”
Mr Hannah has no doubt the Western Australia cheese chunk is a sign from God.
“Usually when I tell the wife I’ve cut the cheese, she’s disgusted. But not this time.”
“I’ve read about carrots that look like Jesus but this is the first piece of cheese I’ve seen that looks like an Australian state.”
“We knew there and then we had to move to Perth.”
Mr Hannah is unsure what his family will do in Western Australia – other than watch east coast free-to-air television on two hour delay – but he is excited.
“I have faith in the cheese. Until I cut a piece of cheese that looks like Queensland, we’ll be putting down roots in Perth and we’ll see what happens.”
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